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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

Yakov Smirnoff

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
Laughter
Keys
Joy
Happiness
Love
Heartless
Treasure

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