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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

Yakov Smirnoff

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
Laughter
Keys
Joy
Happiness
Love
Heartless
Treasure

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In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!
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A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
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In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
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I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
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If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.
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Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
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The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.
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Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
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My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads this is the reason we stop laughing.
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I fed my ego, but not my soul.
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Russian men have a saying: Women are like buses... That's it.
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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
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Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
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In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
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In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
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