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I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifes comes on, and she goes, ' Hi, Woody, I'm J--- is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Woody Harrelson
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Woody Harrelson
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: July 23
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The government may change faces from time to time, but it's not like we fight wars for democracy - we fight wars for capitalism and for oil.
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This is a racist and imperialist war. The warmongers who stole the White House have hijacked a nation's grief and turned it into a perpetual war on any non-white country they choose to describe as terrorist.
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I try not to spend too much time with regret, although I wish I'd had more hang time with my dad.
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I’m not a Twinkie lover. I don’t do sugar or dairy either.
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Violence was almost an aphrodisiac for me.
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The giant industries that are polluting our planet as well as violating human rights worldwide are the ones nearest and dearest to the hearts of American politicians.
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I think I've been an incredible example to my kids of what not to do.
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Every year tens of thousands of animals suffer and die in laboratory tests of cosmetics and household products...despite the fact that the test results do not help prevent or treat accidental or purposeful misuse of the products. Please join me in using your voice for those whose cries are forever sealed behind the laboratory doors.
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