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I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifes comes on, and she goes, ' Hi, Woody, I'm J--- is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.

Woody Harrelson

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Woody Harrelson
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: July 23
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Since half of all trees cut go to making paper, the only meaningful way to address destruction of our forest is to change the way paper is made.
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[Wilson] has this strange inability to censor himself, and he'll say these things that are sometimes quite caustic or end up creating some kind of violent reaction, you know. But, you know, I admire that.
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If you manage to stop the timber industry from cutting this forest, they'll cut that forest. If you stop oil drilling here, they'll go drill there.
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Ive always believed the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
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The war against terrorism is terrorism. The whole thing is just bullshit.
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I think the world's still gonna be here in another 10, 20 years. But I'm not feeling great about things ecologically.
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I think I'm probably a better sport. You tend to really just freak when you lose. You have a real hard time with it.
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And Garrison Keillor I think is a fascinating guy and really entertaining.
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In sixth grade, some kid was being inappropriate with a girl. I said he better stop. Next thing were fighting. Then were at the principals office. I got just as much punishment as he did, even though I felt I did the right thing.
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Some people make a great film and then they can't follow up.
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I related to his disillusionment. Thinking that he was going for this big dream. Then he kind of saw through it all at one point and went back home. Then he started a bender, which I can relate to of course.
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I do sometimes lecture people about what they’re eating, but that’s only if they ask me.
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The forests are the lungs of the world. I’ve always believed if you breathe, you’re an environmentalist.
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I love England, the people, the parks, the theatre.
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I wish I'd done 'Dumb and Dumber.' I was offered the part, but I don't think I'd have been better than Jeff Daniels was. Another film I wish I'd done was 'Jerry Maguire.'
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When I was in my twenties and just so sexually prolific, the first time I went to Machu Picchu, this guy, a spiritual teacher, says to me, When you make love, you must be making love. I thought that was the greatest advice I had ever heard.
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I think I've been an incredible example to my kids of what not to do.
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I've been in so many good movies that I felt like nobody saw it's a pretty dreadful feeling.
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Sometimes I feel people think I live on a commune but I don't. We are all solar, though. There are no power lines. It's mostly farmers, so everyone who has tractors uses bio-diesel.
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