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I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifes comes on, and she goes, ' Hi, Woody, I'm J--- is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Woody Harrelson
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Woody Harrelson
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: July 23
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