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I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifes comes on, and she goes, ' Hi, Woody, I'm J--- is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.

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Woody Harrelson
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: July 23
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The history taught in our schools is scandalous. We grew up believing that Columbus actually discovered America. We still celebrate Columbus Day. Columbus was after one thing only - gold.
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I think I'm probably a better sport. You tend to really just freak when you lose. You have a real hard time with it.
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Two boxes of Step Forward Paper saves one tree - that's a real stat.
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I've been in so many good movies that I felt like nobody saw it's a pretty dreadful feeling.
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Even though there's an entertainment value to the film, I think it's very important because you can't really separate the impact of that political message from it. It's rare that you get films like that I think that really have an important message and are also entertaining.
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When I was in the seventh grade I did a report about the environment and the loss of species. It was supposed to be only a few pages, but ended up being nearly 50.
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The giant industries that are polluting our planet as well as violating human rights worldwide are the ones nearest and dearest to the hearts of American politicians.
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When I was in my twenties and just so sexually prolific, the first time I went to Machu Picchu, this guy, a spiritual teacher, says to me, When you make love, you must be making love. I thought that was the greatest advice I had ever heard.
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The only way to get a serious message across is through comedy
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Ive always believed the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
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I suppose maybe [Wilson] would be a better person if he were able to censor himself, but then he wouldn't be as interesting.
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I don't believe in politics. I'm an anarchist, I guess you could say. I think people could be just fine looking after themselves.
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I wish I'd done 'Dumb and Dumber.' I was offered the part, but I don't think I'd have been better than Jeff Daniels was. Another film I wish I'd done was 'Jerry Maguire.'
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