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I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifes comes on, and she goes, ' Hi, Woody, I'm J--- is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.

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Woody Harrelson
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: July 23
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I don't believe in politics. I'm an anarchist, I guess you could say. I think people could be just fine looking after themselves.
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We've killed a million Iraqis since the start of the Gulf war - mostly by blocking humanitarian aid.
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I like crying. And now I not only wanna cry and show my crying to other people, I wanna just split myself down the middle and open my guts and just throw everything out!
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There's just something extraordinary about that Selma Hayek.
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I think the world's still gonna be here in another 10, 20 years. But I'm not feeling great about things ecologically.
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Economically, many folks don't feel they can afford organic. While this may be true in some cases, I think more often than not it's a question of priority. I feel it's one of the most important areas of concern ecologically, because the petrochemical giants - DuPont, Monsanto - make huge money by poisoning us.
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Raw food is the best way to have the cleanest energy. We take so much care about what kind of fuel we put in our car, what kind of oil. We care about that sometimes more than the fuel that we're looking at putting in our bodies. It's cleaner burning fuel.
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I love England, the people, the parks, the theatre.
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I was in a taxi the other night, and we started talking about life and the taxi driver goes, 'Chaos and creativity go together. If you lose one per cent of your chaos, you lose your creativity.' I said that's the most brilliant thing I've heard. I needed to hear that years ago.
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I try not to spend too much time with regret, although I wish I'd had more hang time with my dad.
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The only thing that's problematic is the constant explaining, the constant need to kind of go, No, I don't want that because of such and such. I feel like I'm a pain in the ass, and I don't like being difficult.
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It's an odd beast, fame. It's got multiple personalities.
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A grownup is a child with layers on.
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You have to focus on what you're passionate about. For me it's the forests and of course, because I'm concerned about the forests, I'm concerned about the way paper is made.
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In the courtroom, it's where a lawyer really becomes an actor. There's a very fine line between delivering a monologue in a play and delivering a monologue to a jury. I've always felt that way - I've been in a lot of courtrooms. The best lawyers are really theatrical.
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