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Sex on Twitter can't hurt you - unless you fall off.
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Dear Mom and Dad, Leave $50,000 in a bag under the bridge on Decatur Street. If there is no bridge on Decatur Street, please build one.
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I keep getting more and more ambitious. Over the years, to some degree, in some areas, I feel I've grown. In some areas, I made a fool of myself. In some areas, I think I can still do some funny things.
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Ninety percent of life is just showing up.
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I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.
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As the author you know how you want it to appear on screen and it's always the content dictating the form.
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Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.
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I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.
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Show business is dog eat dog. It's worse than dog eat dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls.
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When the Academy called, I panicked. I thought they might want their Oscars back and the pawn shop has been out of business for a while.
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One man starving puts a crimp in my evening.
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I can't enjoy anything unless everybody is. If one guy is starving someplace, that puts a crimp in my evening.
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When a man is driving in a car and looks out the window and notices a woman with a great body, as he strains to check her face out, how does she know to keep turning so the back of her head is always toward him?
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Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.
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I believe in sex and death- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.
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I'm really impotent against the overwhelming bleakness of the universe and the only thing I can do is my little gift [filmmaking] and do it the best I can, [...] which is cold comfort.
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Life is full of moments that are good - winning a lottery, seeing a beautiful woman, a great dinner - but the whole thing is tragic. It's an oasis that is very pleasant.
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Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
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