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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I can't imagine any director directing a screenplay of mine, because the great directors all have very personal styles, and the ones that don't are not very interesting directors.
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Take the money and run.
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I have great faith in the actors. When they improvise, it always sounds better than the stuff I write in my bedroom. When they improvise, they make it sound alive.
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I hope you're getting this down.
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When you make the film, there's a big difference between when you're in your own home at the typewriter, and when you're standing on a mountain, or on a street corner, and buses are coming by-it's a different reality. You make a million changes that were never in the script, but that reality dictates.
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If my soul exists without my body I am convinced all my clothes will be loose-fitting
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See, I will always have this penchant for what I call kamikaze women. I call them kamikazes because they, you know they crash their plane, they're self-destructive. But they crash into you, and you die along with them.
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I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion with you.
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I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.
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Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.
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When you travel around the country, you see what a tough town New York is: rude, competitive, a town where good, logical ideas are ignored in favor of unworkable ones. And yet, all these other towns are so dead and boring compared to New York.
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When I am in New York, I want to be in Europe, and when I am in Europe, I want to be in New York.
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Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
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The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
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It's all through the actors I cannot write in that idiom
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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
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Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.
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We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice.
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My father owned a small piece of land. He carried it with him wherever he went.
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I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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