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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Magic has always been of a great interest of mine. I was an amateur magician when I was young. I used to practice and read up on it a lot. I'm well-aware of the history of magic.
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I'm a teleological, existential agnostic.
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Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
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I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!
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I was raised in a religious home. It was unreasonable enforced religion that turned me off it. It was a joyless, unpleasant, stupid, barbaric thing when I was a child and I've never gotten over that feeling. If you're talking about religion it's one thing I don't hold Jewish religion with any more seriousness than I would any other.
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If you aren't failing every now and then, you're probably playing it too safe.
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
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Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: Let us out, let us out!.
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[...] I've come to the conclusion that the artist can not justify life or come up with a cogent reason as to why life is meaningful, but the artist can provide you with a cold glass of water on a hot day.
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I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
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What' s the matter with me? Why can't I be cool?
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Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.
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I don't know enough to be incompetent.
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My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
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One filmmaker makes films that are deep, intellectual, profound and confrontational. And the other one makes purely vacuous, escapist films. I'm not sure the one who makes escapist films is making a poorer contribution than the one who makes the deeper films.
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I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't.
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People think I'm an artist because my films lose money.
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I prefer the magic to reality, and have since I was 5 years old. Hopefully, I can continue to make films and constantly escape into them.
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