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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college.
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Where I grew up in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide. Everyone was too unhappy.
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What is it about death that bothers me? Probably the hours.
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I do the movies just for myself like an institutionalized person who basket-weaves. Busy fingers are happy fingers. I don't care about the films. I don't care if they're flushed down the toilet after I die.
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Marriage is the death of hope.
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.
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I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.
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In real life I'm not the character I play in my films. I'm reasonably competent, I work very hard, I'm disciplined, I lead a very middle class life. I work in the mornings, I have lunch, I practise my clarinet, I go to the movies, I eat out in restaurants or watch ball games on television or at the ball games.
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I don't fear death. - I just don't want to be around when it happens.
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Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.
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I never wanted to or expected to make a film outside of New York. New York became very, very expensive. The same $18 million spent in Barcelona or Rome goes much further there.
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Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
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Is world peace possible or is the human race too innately aggressive? For instance: Have you ever seen women at a sample sale?
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There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope.
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I, interestingly, had dated a woman in the Eisenhower Administration briefly, and it was ironic to me 'cause I was trying to do toher what Eisenhower has been doing to the country for the last eight years.
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I like broad comedy. If I had an idea tomorrow for a film that was all slapstick and broad comedy, and it was an idea that interested me, I would not hesitate to do it because I enjoy watching these kinds of film.
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I'm generally not a social dramatist or comedy writer. My interests have always been more in psychological stories or personal relations and comic ideas.
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I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.
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Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.
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