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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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Life's hard, then you die.
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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
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I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.
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People still have existential anxiety. It just may not be expressed in Hebraic idiom.
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Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?
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Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: Let us out, let us out!.
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I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.
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I wish I was writing something much more heavy each time I did a film, and that the comedies just occasionally come out. But unfortunately you're stuck with what you're born with.
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My films are therapy for my debilitating depression. In institutions people weave baskets. I make films.
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I don't own a computer. I've never seen anything online at all - nothing. I don't own a word processor. I have none of that stuff. It's not an act of rebellion. I'm just not a gadget person.
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Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
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I learned a few things on my own since, and modified some of the things he taught me, but everything, unequivocally, that I learned about comedy writing I learned from Danny Simon.
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A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
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My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.
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