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To me nature is... spiders and bugs, and big fish eating little fish, and plants eating plans, and animals eating... It's like an enormous restaurant, that's the way I see it.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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What advice would I give the average homeowner to protect himself against burglars? Well, the first thing is to keep a light on in the house when you go out. It must be at least a sixty-watt bulb anything less and the burglar will ransack the house, out of contempt for the wattage.
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The whole thrust of science and the medical profession is to try and prevent it from happening, to try to prolong life, to keep you from dying, to keep you from getting older, to rejuvenate you. I mean, that's everybody's wish. The fountain of youth is everybody's sought-after thing.
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I don't wanna live on in my work. I wanna live on in my apartment.
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There's no rhyme or reason to anything that I do. It's whatever seems right at the time.
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People are always talking about the dumbing down of the country.
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The great roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and the body of a lion, though not the same lion.
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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
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There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
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I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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You can be distracted by your love life, by the baseball game, movies, by the nonsense. Can I get my kid into this private school? Can I get this girl to go out with me Saturday night? Am I going to get the promotion in my office? All this stuff, but in the end the universe burns out. So I think it's completely meaningless.
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No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
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I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.
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Life is unresolved, confusing, bewildering, puzzling, ambiguous. You don't really know what's going to happen. The future is uncertain for everybody.
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All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
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I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
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In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and someone to actually show up and do the revolting. Dress is usually casual and both parties may be flexible about time and place, but if either faction fails to attend, the whole enterprise is likely to come off badly.
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