Quote

I want to return to the womb, anyone's.

Woody Allen

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
Author
Character Actor
Clarinetist
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Jazz Musician
Journalist
Musician
Playwright
The Bronx
New York City
Allan Stewart Konigsberg
Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Heywood Allen
Womb
Return
Anyone

More quotes by Woody Allen

Image
I have no regard for that kind of ceremony. I just don't think they know what they're doing. When you see who wins those things-or who doesn't win them-you can see how meaningless this Oscar thing is.
Woody Allen
Image
In real life I'm not the character I play in my films. I'm reasonably competent, I work very hard, I'm disciplined, I lead a very middle class life. I work in the mornings, I have lunch, I practise my clarinet, I go to the movies, I eat out in restaurants or watch ball games on television or at the ball games.
Woody Allen
Image
I think I've gotten technically better over the years but you'd have to be a fool not to. I've made so many movies that by sheer quantity you get better at the technique.
Woody Allen
Image
I wouldn't mind dying so much if it wasn't that I would be dead at the end of it.
Woody Allen
Image
We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!
Woody Allen
Image
You can't ride two horses with one behind.
Woody Allen
Image
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
Woody Allen
Image
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
Woody Allen
Image
I never start editing a film until it's completely shot I don't edit along the way, ever. When it's finished I come in here [screening room] and we start with reel one, scene one and start editing shot by shot by shot until we're finished.
Woody Allen
Image
I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.
Woody Allen
Image
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Woody Allen
Image
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Woody Allen
Image
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Woody Allen
Image
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
Woody Allen
Image
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
Woody Allen
Image
The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst thing you could say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death.
Woody Allen
Image
I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
Woody Allen
Image
If the world is a progressively realized community of interpretation, then either quadruplictity will drink procrastination or, provided that the nothing negates, boredom will ensue seldom more often than frequently.
Woody Allen
Image
Chastity is curable, if detected early.
Woody Allen
Image
I came home one night, some month ago, and I went to the closet in my bedroom...and a moth ate my sports jacket. He was laying on the floor, nauseous, y'know.
Woody Allen