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My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Character Actor
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Film Actor
Film Director
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Jazz Musician
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The Bronx
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Allan Stewart Konigsberg
Allen Stewart Konigsberg
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