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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
Woody Allen
When one chooses to be a writer, psychologically there's a reason for that because you like the isolation and you like to be by yourself and you are by nature timid.
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I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
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Let's say there was a burning building and you could rush in and you could save only one thing: either the last known copy of Shakespeare's plays or some anonymous human being. What would you do?
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My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.
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Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs.
Woody Allen
I've inherited the worst of each parent. I have my father's hypochondria and lack of concentration. I have his amorality. I have everything bad that he had. Then I have my mother's surly, pill-like, complaining, whining attitude.
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I don't own a computer. I've never seen anything online at all - nothing. I don't own a word processor. I have none of that stuff. It's not an act of rebellion. I'm just not a gadget person.
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If you're not failing, you're not trying anything.
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You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert.
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If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.
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I like filming in New York a lot myself, but London is accommodating to me the weather's very good there and the conditions for shooting and the financial conditions, the artistic conditions are good, so it's a pleasant place to shoot.
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I was in analysis for years because of a traumatic childhood I was breast-fed through falsies.
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I never ever see a film of mine after I release it to the public. I see it when I shoot it in my dailies and while I'm editing it, re-editing it and reshooting it and all that. By the time it's finished I never want to see it again.
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
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If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?
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I'd like to make a great movie. I've made many movies. I think I've made some good movies, but I never felt I've made a great movie.
Woody Allen
There is no justice, there is no rational structure to it [life]. That is just the way it is, and each person figures out some way to cope.
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If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
Woody Allen
Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer.
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