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I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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When you travel around the country, you see what a tough town New York is: rude, competitive, a town where good, logical ideas are ignored in favor of unworkable ones. And yet, all these other towns are so dead and boring compared to New York.
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I could turn on my radio in the morning when I was getting dressed for school and hear Frank Sinatra and Duke Ellington and Benny Goodman and think this is the music. Now that music is art. Ellington is art. At that time it was just what you heard on the radio. Cole Porter was just a guy who wrote pretty songs and Billie Holliday would sing them.
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Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name
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When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.
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I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.
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The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
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I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.
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You'll find as you go through life that great depth and smoldering sensuality don't always win.
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People always ask me, Do you ever think you'll wake up one morning and not be funny? That thought would never occur to me--it's an odd thought and not realistic. Because funny and me are not separate. We're one.
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I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.
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What advice would I give the average homeowner to protect himself against burglars? Well, the first thing is to keep a light on in the house when you go out. It must be at least a sixty-watt bulb anything less and the burglar will ransack the house, out of contempt for the wattage.
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I spend a lot of time idly. I go to sporting events, play my clarinet. I practise. But if you work every day, a certain amount on a steady basis, the work accumulates.
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That’s one of the nice things about writing, or any art if the thing’s real, it just lives.
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