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Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!
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I'm a comedian. I make comic films and there are certain ideas that occur to me that are comic, with heavy, serious undertones. There are some ideas that are more frivolous to me. The next idea that could occur to me could be comedy about death and famine or something.
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Once munching has begun, Schopenhauer held, the human will cannot resist further munching, and the result is a universe with crumbs over everything.
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope.
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I have a limitless amount of great music at my disposal and it's very, very pleasurable because when the music goes on the film it's amazing how much it livens up the film and gives it an emotional kick in the pants, sort of.
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New York is my home and I have a particular fondness for it. I think it's a place where you can generate any kind of story wonderfully. But I also would be very happy to make a film in Paris or Rome.
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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
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Better not think too much. Relying more on the body: it is more trustworthy.
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Well, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around.
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What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.
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