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Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I've had a very productive life. I've worked very hard, I've never fallen prey to depression. I'm not sure I could have done all of that without being in psychoanalysis.
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See, I never gain an ounce, because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics.
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I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.
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I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today.
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A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.
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As the author you know how you want it to appear on screen and it's always the content dictating the form.
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Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
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You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
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I, interestingly, had dated a woman in the Eisenhower Administration briefly, and it was ironic to me 'cause I was trying to do toher what Eisenhower has been doing to the country for the last eight years.
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I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.
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I like filming in New York a lot myself, but London is accommodating to me the weather's very good there and the conditions for shooting and the financial conditions, the artistic conditions are good, so it's a pleasant place to shoot.
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I prefer the magic to reality, and have since I was 5 years old. Hopefully, I can continue to make films and constantly escape into them.
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I'm generally not a social dramatist or comedy writer. My interests have always been more in psychological stories or personal relations and comic ideas.
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