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I think I've gotten technically better over the years but you'd have to be a fool not to. I've made so many movies that by sheer quantity you get better at the technique.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I see no advantages in aging whatsoever. You become shriveled. You become decrepit. You lose your faculties. Your peer group passes away. You sit in a room gumming your porridge. I don't see any advantage in this whatsoever.
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I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect, but I still love him.
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I don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold one.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.
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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
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