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... years of insanity have made this guy crazy!

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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I am plagued by doubts.
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There are worse things than death. Many of them playing at a theater near you.
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When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.
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I think Hollywood has gone in a disastrous path. It's terrible. The years of cinema that were great were the '30s, '40s, not so much the '50s...but then the foreign films took over and it was a great age of cinema as American directors were influenced by them and that fueled the '50s and '60s and '70s.
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I don't get depressed I grow a tumor instead.
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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
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For some reason it gives people pleasure to equate the life of certain movie actors or actresses with their actual lives.
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.
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The best things in life are censored.
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I can live in Paris for four months or London or, you know, Barcelona. These are places that are like New York. But I don't think I could live in many places. When I had to make a film in the United States I picked San Francisco because to me it's one of the great cities of America.
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I can levitate birds. No one cares.
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I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
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My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.
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I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
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I can't imagine any director directing a screenplay of mine, because the great directors all have very personal styles, and the ones that don't are not very interesting directors.
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I know of only six genuine comic geniuses in movie history Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Groucho Marx & Harpo Marx, Peter Sellers, and W.C. Fields.
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I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public quite brilliantly.
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I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't.
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Your still searching for me in every woman. You'll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it.
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