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... years of insanity have made this guy crazy!
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I wouldn't necessarily want to be a big muscular guy. It's nice to be gorgeous whether you're male or female assuming you don't lose whatever else you have.
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I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.
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Umlaut snaps around and we cut to a blond apparition in her early twenties, clearly descended from Olympus by way of Hugh Hefner's mansion.
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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
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The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.
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Last year I had difficulty with my income tax. I tried to take my analyst off as a business deduction. The Government said it was entertainment. We compromised finally and made it a religious contribution.
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I keep wondering if there is an afterlife, and if there is will they be able to break a twenty?
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No one ever wants the whole script. I give the whole script to people who require the whole script but to those people who don't require the whole script I don't give it to them and no one cares. They're relieved not to have to read extra pages that they're not in.
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Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind.
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And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.
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I am plagued by doubts.
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Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.
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Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday
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I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public quite brilliantly.
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
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The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
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I have no regard for that kind of ceremony. I just don't think they know what they're doing. When you see who wins those things-or who doesn't win them-you can see how meaningless this Oscar thing is.
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Hey listen -- I've proved a lot of things. That's how I pay my rent. Theories and little observations. A puckish remark now and then. Occasional maxims. It beats picking olives, but let's not get carried away.
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