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... years of insanity have made this guy crazy!
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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There's no rhyme or reason to anything that I do. It's whatever seems right at the time.
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I've had a very productive life. I've worked very hard, I've never fallen prey to depression. I'm not sure I could have done all of that without being in psychoanalysis.
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By now they had mastered my own language, but they still made simple mistakes, like using 'hermeneutics,' when they meant 'heuristic'.
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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
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When a doctor makes a mistake, it's best to bury the subject.
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I've always been lucky in casting. The trick in casting is to hire great people, and let them do what they do, don't interfere with them too much. And then when they're great, take credit for it in the end.
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The chief problem about death ... is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought.
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I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling.
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My parents stayed together for forty years. But that was out of spite.
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Between the Pope and air conditioning, I'd choose air conditioning.
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If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.
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Death is an acquired trait.
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My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.
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I never have an alter ego in the movies. That's a fiction that the press has made up over the years, and it's fun to write that. It gives them something to write.
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There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?
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I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers
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I wouldn't necessarily want to be a big muscular guy. It's nice to be gorgeous whether you're male or female assuming you don't lose whatever else you have.
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Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not blink my eyes in unison. — If The Impressionists Had Been Dentists
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If I could just hope to have a major talent, then I would rather have it in music than in any other field.
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