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... years of insanity have made this guy crazy!
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.
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And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.
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Heaven knows, we all make mistakes. That's life - and chess.
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Eternity is really long, especially near the end.
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You are much more dependent on luck than you think. People say if you want to have a good relationship, you have to work at it. But you never hear it about anything you really like, about sailing or going to soccer games.
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My father owned a small piece of land. He carried it with him wherever he went.
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To me, movies are valuable as an art form and as a wonderful means of popular entertainment. But I think movies have gone terribly wrong.
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I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence.
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When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.
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I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.
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Subjectivity is objective.
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This stuff tastes awful I could have made a fortune selling it in my health-food store.
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Abysmal vermin that I am, I couldn't of course tell her that it was her incredible mother that I wanted to see again… I knew only as I drove through the cold, night autumn air that somewhere Freud, Sophocles and Eugene O’Neill were laughing.
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Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.
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Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: Let us out, let us out!.
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If you aren't failing, you aren't trying.
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If I had my life to live over, I wish I could be a great pianist or something.
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