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What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
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In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and you may laugh at them and get a certain amount of enjoyment. But when you're asleep at night, and you wake up at 3 in the morning, and you're alone in your bed, you know who's really funny.
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Enthusiasm is a good engine, but it needs intelligence for a driver.
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I've had a very productive life. I've worked very hard, I've never fallen prey to depression. I'm not sure I could have done all of that without being in psychoanalysis.
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The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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People always tease me. They say, look at you, you went for so much psychoanalysis and you're so neurotic, you wind up marrying a girl so much younger than you.
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Everyone wants to get out of living where they're living now, because life is a pretty tough proposition and not much fun. But when you think back to earlier times, you only extrapolate the nice things.
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My analyst warned me, but you were so beautiful I got another analyst.
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I've always believed that thoughtful people don't really take the tabloids seriously. They're basically a form of entertainment. I enjoy them as much as the next New Yorker.
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The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst thing you could say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death.
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Your still searching for me in every woman. You'll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it.
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If I had my life to live over, I wish I could be a great pianist or something.
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If God is everywhere, I had concluded, then He is in food. Therefore, the more I ate the godlier I would become. Impelled by this new religious fervor, I glutted myself like a fanatic.
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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
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Why ruin a good story with the truth?
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Humorists always sit at the children's table.
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In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
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Hey listen -- I've proved a lot of things. That's how I pay my rent. Theories and little observations. A puckish remark now and then. Occasional maxims. It beats picking olives, but let's not get carried away.
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I'd like to make a great movie. I've made many movies. I think I've made some good movies, but I never felt I've made a great movie.
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