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What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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The artist can't give you an answer that's satisfying to the dreadful reality of your existence. So the best you can do is maybe entertain people and refresh them for an hour-and-a-half.
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I always write the same way. I always write with a yellow pad and a ballpoint pen on my bed. And then I go and type it up afterwards. I've always done that. Those things become habitual.
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Ninety percent of life is just showing up.
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The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down.
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The whole thrust of science and the medical profession is to try and prevent it from happening, to try to prolong life, to keep you from dying, to keep you from getting older, to rejuvenate you. I mean, that's everybody's wish. The fountain of youth is everybody's sought-after thing.
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For some reason I'm more appreciated in France than I am back home. The subtitles must be incredibly good.
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A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.
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No, no, I'm a lowbrow. I read [Dostoevsky] more out of obligation than enjoyment. For enjoyment, for me, it's a beer and the football game.
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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You know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.
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I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.
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I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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What is it about death that bothers me? Probably the hours.
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