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I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.

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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Character Actor
Clarinetist
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Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Jazz Musician
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The Bronx
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Allan Stewart Konigsberg
Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Heywood Allen
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