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People always tease me. They say, look at you, you went for so much psychoanalysis and you're so neurotic, you wind up marrying a girl so much younger than you.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I can live in Paris for four months or London or, you know, Barcelona. These are places that are like New York. But I don't think I could live in many places. When I had to make a film in the United States I picked San Francisco because to me it's one of the great cities of America.
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Take the money and run.
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I didn't go to Paris until I was a grown-up in 1965. And when I went to Paris, it was the Paris I knew only from American movies.
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No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
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Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?
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Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college.
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I think, on both sides of the camera or the novel: Distraction. I'm obsessed with: Can I get this actress or my third act to work? I'm distracted. I'm interested in that so I don't sit home and think, Gee, life is meaningless. We're all going to die. The universe is pulling apart at breakneck speed.
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Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.
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Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.
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She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
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I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.
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With me it's just a genetic dissatisfaction with everything.
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Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.
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I don't mind dying... as long as I don't have to be there when it happens.
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People are always talking about the dumbing down of the country.
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There's something about my films they're informed by my sensibility. I have the same preoccupations, the same interests... there's just something in the nuance, and so you always know it's a film of mine whether I sign my name to it or not.
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
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I can do a limited amount of things and that's what I do and I feel comfortable doing it and I have no particular desire to do anything else as an actor.
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My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign
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You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.
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