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Change is almost always negative. Things degenerate.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.
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