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If you meet somebody and are attracted to someone, and the exquisite neurons in your brain and her brain intermesh properly, then things can be wonderful. It's not like homework. You don't have to work at the relationship.

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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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