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Death is an acquired trait.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college.
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In life, one is entitled to a side dish of either coleslaw or potato salad, and the choice must be made in terror, with the knowledge that not only is our time on earth limited but most kitchens close at ten.
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I believe in sex and death- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.
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Your audience teaches you how to be funny.
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I don't believe in competition for artistic things. I just like the atmosphere of the Cannes festival. I don't want to win anything or lose anything.
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I think Hollywood has gone in a disastrous path. It's terrible. The years of cinema that were great were the '30s, '40s, not so much the '50s...but then the foreign films took over and it was a great age of cinema as American directors were influenced by them and that fueled the '50s and '60s and '70s.
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He's a politician. That's a notch below child molester.
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Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
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After 60, all of us belong to the weaker sex.
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Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.
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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats.
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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
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How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?
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I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
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The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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And in all of Babylonia there was wailing and gnashing of teeth, 'til the prophets bade the multitudes get a grip on themselves and shape up.
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Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness. This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package. Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
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In certain areas I don't function well and in other areas I function very well. I'm very good professionally. I have good discipline, I'm able to write every day and do films and not go six times over the budget. I mean I'm a coherent person, but I also don't like to go through tunnels when I travel. I'm claustrophobic.
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