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Death is an acquired trait.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Fantasy is seductive and much more wonderful than reality, but you can't take it to the bank. It's always an escape. And if used as an escape, as in attending a movie or a show for a circumscribed period of time, it's fine. When it starts to become undifferentiated from reality, it leads to big trouble.
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You can't anticipate in the room the riches of what you encounter when you're location hunting for a movie.
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Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
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Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.
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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
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Some people want to achieve immortality through their works or their descendants. I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.
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Sometimes the critics will like a film, and the public doesn't come. Sometimes the critics won't like the film, and the public will come. It's completely spontaneous. It's a hazard.
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Ninety percent of life is just showing up.
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Love may be the answer, but even though you're watching for the solution, intercourse raises some rather interesting thoughts.
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I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.
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I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.
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I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.
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I learned a few things on my own since, and modified some of the things he taught me, but everything, unequivocally, that I learned about comedy writing I learned from Danny Simon.
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The content dictates the style all the time. That's the way it is. If the content of the film - as in Husbands and Wives - is highly jagged, neurotic, fast-paced, nervous New York film, it just called for that kind of shooting, editing and performance.
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Someday the lion is going to lie down with the lamb, but the lamb isn't going to get much sleep.
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... years of insanity have made this guy crazy!
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The best things in life are censored.
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[The universe is] haphazard, morally neutral, and unimaginably violent.
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I don't fear death. - I just don't want to be around when it happens.
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I prefer the magic to reality, and have since I was 5 years old. Hopefully, I can continue to make films and constantly escape into them.
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