Quote

I am plagued by doubts.

Woody Allen

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
Author
Character Actor
Clarinetist
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Jazz Musician
Journalist
Musician
Playwright
The Bronx
New York City
Allan Stewart Konigsberg
Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Heywood Allen
Plagued
Doubts
Doubt

More quotes by Woody Allen

Image
I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
Woody Allen
Image
Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again. God - I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.
Woody Allen
Image
My parents were very Old World. They come from Brooklyn, which is the heart of the Old World. Their values in life are God and carpeting.
Woody Allen
Image
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Woody Allen
Image
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Woody Allen
Image
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Woody Allen
Image
What advice would I give the average homeowner to protect himself against burglars? Well, the first thing is to keep a light on in the house when you go out. It must be at least a sixty-watt bulb anything less and the burglar will ransack the house, out of contempt for the wattage.
Woody Allen
Image
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
Woody Allen
Image
The great roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and the body of a lion, though not the same lion.
Woody Allen
Image
I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you've never seen neurotics play softball, it's really funny. I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back.
Woody Allen
Image
Music has always helped my films. In 'The Curse Of The Jade Scorpion,' you can hear 'Sunrise' by Glenn Miller, an idol of my childhood, in the surprise ending. I like mixing comedy with suspense and action.
Woody Allen
Image
You know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.
Woody Allen
Image
Paris is a very exciting city. I learned about Paris the same way that Americans do: from the movies.
Woody Allen
Image
It's very hard to keep your spirits up. You've got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are better at lying to themselves than others. If you face reality too much, it kills you.... you've got to find an answer to the question: Why go on?
Woody Allen
Image
It figures you've got to hate yourself if you've got any integrity at all.
Woody Allen
Image
While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like.
Woody Allen
Image
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen
Image
My parents stayed together for forty years. But that was out of spite.
Woody Allen
Image
The dictatorship is shut up, democracy is always concerned.
Woody Allen
Image
I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.
Woody Allen