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History is the same thing over and over again.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I never considered myself an artist. I aspire to be an artist, but I never thought I had the depth or substance or gift to be an artist. I do think I have some talent, but it doesn't go as far as being an artist.
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What I do know about physics is that to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat - especially if the man on the boat is with his wife.
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The content dictates the style all the time. That's the way it is. If the content of the film - as in Husbands and Wives - is highly jagged, neurotic, fast-paced, nervous New York film, it just called for that kind of shooting, editing and performance.
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Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again. God - I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.
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There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.
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Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.
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Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.
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I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.
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What is it about death that bothers me? Probably the hours.
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The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
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Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!
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Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.
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We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.
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Humorists always sit at the children's table.
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Don't worry, I know almost exactly what I'm doing.
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You use sex to express every emotion except love.
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A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
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I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.
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Magic has always been of a great interest of mine. I was an amateur magician when I was young. I used to practice and read up on it a lot. I'm well-aware of the history of magic.
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I was raised in a religious home. It was unreasonable enforced religion that turned me off it. It was a joyless, unpleasant, stupid, barbaric thing when I was a child and I've never gotten over that feeling. If you're talking about religion it's one thing I don't hold Jewish religion with any more seriousness than I would any other.
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