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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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For some reason I'm more appreciated in France than I am back home. The subtitles must be incredibly good.
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I cannot say for certain that God does not exist I think the worst thing that can be said about him is that he's a bit of an underachiever.
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But it was I - yes I - who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!
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My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.
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Paris is particularly beautiful in the rain. It was just a nice experience for me, a pleasant experience, and I was able to present it to the world through my eyes, very subjectively - not realistically, but subjectively.
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I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.
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In the event of war, I'm a hostage.
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You're still in love' 'No I'm not, I'm not She'll always be a part of me, and she's an important person in my life but for the two of us something wasn't working.' 'What element?' 'We never found out
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It's important to control yourself because life gets too complicated if you don't, but the impulse is often there for people. Some say society should be more open. That doesn't work either.
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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
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I loathed every day and regret every moment I spent in a school.
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I don't know enough to be incompetent.
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I always felt that the problems of the world would never ever be solved until people came to terms with the deeper issues [spiritual] - that there would be an aimless reshuffling of world leaders and governments and programs.
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Those who can't do, teach!
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My films are misinterpreted all the time. I don't mind that. Everybody's films are misinterpreted. But there's no malice or stupidity in the people that misinterpret them. You know what you do, but someone else sees it, and they want to talk about it or write about it, and so they misinterpret them.
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God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
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I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.
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The only love that lasts is unrequited love.
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And in all of Babylonia there was wailing and gnashing of teeth, 'til the prophets bade the multitudes get a grip on themselves and shape up.
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Dying is like making love, except you don't get naseous afterwards.
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