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Me and nature are two.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds.
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The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
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Sex and death. Two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
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I consider myself a completely lucky filmmaker. I've had nothing but good luck. Everything I've needed has come my way.
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Money is not everything, but it is better than having one's health.
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Well, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around.
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Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!
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If you pursue the other woman, it's a losing situation and it's not good for your relationship or your marriage. If your marriage is open and you're allowed to, that's no good either. There's no way, really in the end, to be happy unless you get very lucky.
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Abysmal vermin that I am, I couldn't of course tell her that it was her incredible mother that I wanted to see again… I knew only as I drove through the cold, night autumn air that somewhere Freud, Sophocles and Eugene O’Neill were laughing.
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People always ask me, Do you ever think you'll wake up one morning and not be funny? That thought would never occur to me--it's an odd thought and not realistic. Because funny and me are not separate. We're one.
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The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.
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When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.
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If I had my choice in life I would have had the gifts of Tennessee Williams or Eugene O'Neill. Unfortunately my gifts lie in comedy and so comedy comes fairly easy to me and I occasionally have an idea for a very serious piece and I do it, but the ideas don't come that readily to me.
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. . . they confuse everything I do with my life.
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I don't fear death. - I just don't want to be around when it happens.
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When you make the film, there's a big difference between when you're in your own home at the typewriter, and when you're standing on a mountain, or on a street corner, and buses are coming by-it's a different reality. You make a million changes that were never in the script, but that reality dictates.
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