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Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Allan Stewart Konigsberg
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Heywood Allen
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I don't want to live forever through my work. I want to live forever by not dying.
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The Jewish culture - people that are Jewish have a certain cultural habit that they've formed and one of those habits is an appreciation of theater and music - these are cultural things one does associate with values that are promulgated by Jewish families. I think that's a good thing.
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I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm redheaded. I don't tan - I stroke!
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Some of the best memories of my childhood that I have are the times that I played hooky from school so I could spend my days in the public library reading all the wonderful books at my disposal.
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There's no correlation between what the public likes and what I'm after. I'm in a different world.
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Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
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Life is unresolved, confusing, bewildering, puzzling, ambiguous. You don't really know what's going to happen. The future is uncertain for everybody.
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I am two with nature.
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How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
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If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
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I think if you have a comic perspective, almost anything that happens you tend to put through a comic filter. It's a way of coping in the short term, but has no long term effect and requires constant, endless renewal. Hence people talk of comics who are always on. It's like constantly drugging your sensibility so you can get by with less pain.
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Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.
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The history of the world is like: He kills me, I kill him, only with different cosmetics and different castings. So in 2001, some fanatics killed some Americans, and now some Americans are killing some Iraqis. And in my childhood, some Nazis killed Jews. And now, some Jewish people and some Palestinians are killing each other.
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Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind.
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When you start putting a higher value on works of art than people, you’re forfeiting your humanity.
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I'm trying to arrange my life so I don't have to be present.
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It's all through the actors I cannot write in that idiom
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I see the glass half full...but of poison.
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I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
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I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
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