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No Matter what you do there will be critics.

Woody Allen

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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Allan Stewart Konigsberg
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Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name
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I never ever see a film of mine after I release it to the public. I see it when I shoot it in my dailies and while I'm editing it, re-editing it and reshooting it and all that. By the time it's finished I never want to see it again.
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I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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If you aren't failing, you aren't trying.
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Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday
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I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.
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Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.
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If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
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You can't anticipate in the room the riches of what you encounter when you're location hunting for a movie.
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I can't imagine any director directing a screenplay of mine, because the great directors all have very personal styles, and the ones that don't are not very interesting directors.
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There's something about my films they're informed by my sensibility. I have the same preoccupations, the same interests... there's just something in the nuance, and so you always know it's a film of mine whether I sign my name to it or not.
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Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?
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I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger.
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As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.
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When I was young, I wanted to be a dramatic writer, a writer of tragedy. Nothing would've pleased me more than if I could have written like Eugene O'Neil or Tennessee Williams.
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When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.
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I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.
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I cannot say for certain that God does not exist I think the worst thing that can be said about him is that he's a bit of an underachiever.
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
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Sometimes some of the best moments are contributed by the actors being creative, with their own improvisations.
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