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Money is not everything, but it is better than having one's health.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Heywood Allen
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Standard mathematics has recently been rendered obsolete by the discovery that for years we have been writing the numeral five backward. This has led to reevaluation of counting as a method of getting from one to ten. Students are taught advanced concepts of Boolean algebra, and formerly unsolvable equations are dealt with by threats of reprisals.
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Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
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I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling.
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My Lord, my Lord! What hath Thou done lately?
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The dictatorship is shut up, democracy is always concerned.
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Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they become lawyers.
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Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
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I don't mind dying... as long as I don't have to be there when it happens.
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The comedies are not a million laughs on the set. Its business and the dramas are business as well, really. When I'm writing it I struggle more with drama because I started out in comedy.
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Geez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.
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I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect, but I still love him.
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Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they're awake?
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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There is dignity in suffering nobility in pain but failure is a salted wound, that burns and burns again!
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My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.
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I wouldn't necessarily want to be a big muscular guy. It's nice to be gorgeous whether you're male or female assuming you don't lose whatever else you have.
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