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People think I'm an artist because my films lose money.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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There have been times when I've thought about it - but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution.
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I love baseball. You know, it doesn’t have to mean anything. It’s just very beautiful to watch.
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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
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That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
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My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
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I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling.
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How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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Some of the best memories of my childhood that I have are the times that I played hooky from school so I could spend my days in the public library reading all the wonderful books at my disposal.
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It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.
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I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
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Marriage is the death of hope.
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I never thought I was doing anyone a favour by bringing children into the world. With people as cruel to each other as they are, it's a terrible proposition. The best of lives are sad and tragic. The best of them. My general conclusion is that it's not a nice thing to do. The world doesn't need it. The kid doesn't need it.
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I don't mind dying... as long as I don't have to be there when it happens.
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I have great faith in the actors. When they improvise, it always sounds better than the stuff I write in my bedroom. When they improvise, they make it sound alive.
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I wish I was writing something much more heavy each time I did a film, and that the comedies just occasionally come out. But unfortunately you're stuck with what you're born with.
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I don't own a computer. I've never seen anything online at all - nothing. I don't own a word processor. I have none of that stuff. It's not an act of rebellion. I'm just not a gadget person.
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At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.
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I work all the time because it's a great distraction and it keeps me from sitting home and obsessing morbidly.
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