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Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I know what I think but I don't know how to put it into words. Maybe I could get a little bit drunk and dance it for you.
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I think there is too much wrong with the world to ever get too relaxed and happy. The more natural state, and the better one, I think, is one of some anxiety and tension over man's plight in this mysterious universe.
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
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I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.
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