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My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest.
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I, interestingly, had dated a woman in the Eisenhower Administration briefly, and it was ironic to me 'cause I was trying to do toher what Eisenhower has been doing to the country for the last eight years.
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I'm trying to arrange my life so I don't have to be present.
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I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
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I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.
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Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
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