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All i have in my life is my imagination
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Allan Stewart Konigsberg
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In certain areas I don't function well and in other areas I function very well. I'm very good professionally. I have good discipline, I'm able to write every day and do films and not go six times over the budget. I mean I'm a coherent person, but I also don't like to go through tunnels when I travel. I'm claustrophobic.
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I'm awash in self-contempt!
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Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
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Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
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God is either cruel or incompetent.
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Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
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She had been critical of his new torch song, A Side Order of Heartache, Please, suggesting it could be used as a good way to break in their new paper shredder.
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In a relationship, it is better to be the leaver than the leavee.
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Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.
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I don't like to meet the actor and have a lot of conferences and talk about their sub-life and their off-screen life and their back stories and all that nonsense, because it never means anything.
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Boy, the food at this place is really terrible. The other one says, Yeah, I know and such small portions. Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.
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I don't like to reminisce much, and my walls don't have photographs of me and the actors I was with, or any of that stuff... I try and keep that disciplined, and just work. There are so many traps you can get into, and looking back on your own work is certainly one of them.
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I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
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I never ever see a film of mine after I release it to the public. I see it when I shoot it in my dailies and while I'm editing it, re-editing it and reshooting it and all that. By the time it's finished I never want to see it again.
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