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A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
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Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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Better not think too much. Relying more on the body: it is more trustworthy.
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I'm generally not a social dramatist or comedy writer. My interests have always been more in psychological stories or personal relations and comic ideas.
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Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday
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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
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I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
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You're still in love' 'No I'm not, I'm not She'll always be a part of me, and she's an important person in my life but for the two of us something wasn't working.' 'What element?' 'We never found out
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