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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want
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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
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I foresee death by culture shock.
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I never thought I was doing anyone a favour by bringing children into the world. With people as cruel to each other as they are, it's a terrible proposition. The best of lives are sad and tragic. The best of them. My general conclusion is that it's not a nice thing to do. The world doesn't need it. The kid doesn't need it.
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I'm a terrible musician. While the band members are great, I'm tolerated and affectionately regarded because I do movies, but if I had to make my living as a musician I would starve. I'm like a Sunday tennis player.
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I wouldn't mind dying so much if it wasn't that I would be dead at the end of it.
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I keep wondering if there is an afterlife, and if there is will they be able to break a twenty?
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I think Hollywood has gone in a disastrous path. It's terrible. The years of cinema that were great were the '30s, '40s, not so much the '50s...but then the foreign films took over and it was a great age of cinema as American directors were influenced by them and that fueled the '50s and '60s and '70s.
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The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
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I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
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I can levitate birds. No one cares.
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My relationship with American audiences is the exact same as it always has been. They never came to see my films, and they don't come now.
Woody Allen
There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.
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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
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With films, I just scribble a couple of notes for a scene. You don't have to do any writing at all, you just have your notes for the scene, which are written with the actors and the camera in mind. The actual script is a necessity for casting and budgeting, but the end product often doesn't bear much resemblance to the script--at least in my case.
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You can be distracted by your love life, by the baseball game, movies, by the nonsense. Can I get my kid into this private school? Can I get this girl to go out with me Saturday night? Am I going to get the promotion in my office? All this stuff, but in the end the universe burns out. So I think it's completely meaningless.
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My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.
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Abysmal vermin that I am, I couldn't of course tell her that it was her incredible mother that I wanted to see again… I knew only as I drove through the cold, night autumn air that somewhere Freud, Sophocles and Eugene O’Neill were laughing.
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I've inherited the worst of each parent. I have my father's hypochondria and lack of concentration. I have his amorality. I have everything bad that he had. Then I have my mother's surly, pill-like, complaining, whining attitude.
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I consider myself a completely lucky filmmaker. I've had nothing but good luck. Everything I've needed has come my way.
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