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Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down.
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I was raised in a religious home. It was unreasonable enforced religion that turned me off it. It was a joyless, unpleasant, stupid, barbaric thing when I was a child and I've never gotten over that feeling. If you're talking about religion it's one thing I don't hold Jewish religion with any more seriousness than I would any other.
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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I know what I think but I don't know how to put it into words. Maybe I could get a little bit drunk and dance it for you.
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Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here.
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No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
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For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.
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For me personally - because I do it myself - the scoring of a picture is fun. I edit the picture and when I've finished I go into my room and I have many many records - jazz, classical and popular music. And I have this all at my disposal. I don't have to get a composer.
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A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates.
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Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.
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I think [aging] has nothing to recommend it. You don't gain any wisdom as the years go by. You fall apart, is what happens. People try and put a nice varnish on it, and say, well, you mellow. You come to understand life and accept things. But you'd trade all of that for being 35 again.
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My heart says one thing. My head says another. Very hard to get your heart and head together in life.
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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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There's something about my films they're informed by my sensibility. I have the same preoccupations, the same interests... there's just something in the nuance, and so you always know it's a film of mine whether I sign my name to it or not.
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I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.
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The audience is making the film and not the film-maker.
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Heaven knows, we all make mistakes. That's life - and chess.
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I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.
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Those who can't do, teach!
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I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles.
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