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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Character Actor
Clarinetist
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Film Director
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Jazz Musician
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The Bronx
New York City
Allan Stewart Konigsberg
Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Heywood Allen
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I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!
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I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's.
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A general philosophy of the female characters in my films is they all want something to believe in, and not having anything.
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Show business is dog eat dog. It's worse than dog eat dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls.
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We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!
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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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I'm awash in self-contempt!
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Once munching has begun, Schopenhauer held, the human will cannot resist further munching, and the result is a universe with crumbs over everything.
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The chief problem about death ... is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought.
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I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.
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I can make films. And some of them come out good, and some of them come out better, and some of them come out worse. But I've been very lucky over the years to be able to sustain the length of career that I've had.
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People ask me whether I think that one day I might wake up one morning and run dry, but I've had the opposite feeling - that I would die before I had time to write all the ideas in my drawer.
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I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.
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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
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I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence.
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In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.
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Take the money and run.
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I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.
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I always felt that the problems of the world would never ever be solved until people came to terms with the deeper issues [spiritual] - that there would be an aimless reshuffling of world leaders and governments and programs.
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Life is full of moments that are good - winning a lottery, seeing a beautiful woman, a great dinner - but the whole thing is tragic. It's an oasis that is very pleasant.
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