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Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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The great roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and the body of a lion, though not the same lion.
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All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe.
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Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!
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I don't believe in competition for artistic things. I just like the atmosphere of the Cannes festival. I don't want to win anything or lose anything.
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Life is for the living.
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I wish I was writing something much more heavy each time I did a film, and that the comedies just occasionally come out. But unfortunately you're stuck with what you're born with.
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I'm twelve years old. I run into a synagogue. I ask the rabbi the meaning of life. He tells me the meaning of life but he tells it to me in Hebrew. I don't understand Hebrew. Then he wants to charge me $600 for Hebrew lessons.
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Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!
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I've been escaping my whole life. Since I was a little child, I escaped into the movies on the other side as an audience member. I escaped by going into the movies and sitting in the movies all day long.
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I write the script nobody sees it, not the people that put the money in the picture. I cast who I want, and make the film. That's why I've always felt the only thing standing between me and greatness, is me. There's no excuse for me not to be great except that I'm not.
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Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they're awake?
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Those modern analysts, they charge so much! In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat him - that included a choice of any two vegetables.
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I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not.
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It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.
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There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until we reach some understanding of who we are, what the purpose of creation was, what happens after death. Until those questions are resolved we are caught.
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There is no justice, there is no rational structure to it [life]. That is just the way it is, and each person figures out some way to cope.
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No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
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I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.
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I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.
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I call that mind free which jealously guards its intellectual rights and powers, which calls no man master, which does not content itself with a passive or hereditary faith, [and] receives new truth as an angel from Heaven.
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