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When I am in New York, I want to be in Europe, and when I am in Europe, I want to be in New York.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.
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The content dictates the style all the time. That's the way it is. If the content of the film - as in Husbands and Wives - is highly jagged, neurotic, fast-paced, nervous New York film, it just called for that kind of shooting, editing and performance.
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I'm not saying I didn't enjoy myself, but I didn't.
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Magic has always been of a great interest of mine. I was an amateur magician when I was young. I used to practice and read up on it a lot. I'm well-aware of the history of magic.
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Regarding love what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.
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