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All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Writing is great because in the writing you never have to... First of all you never have to leave your home. And you never have to meet the test of reality when you're writing.
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I never thought I was doing anyone a favour by bringing children into the world. With people as cruel to each other as they are, it's a terrible proposition. The best of lives are sad and tragic. The best of them. My general conclusion is that it's not a nice thing to do. The world doesn't need it. The kid doesn't need it.
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I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
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Sometimes the critics will like a film, and the public doesn't come. Sometimes the critics won't like the film, and the public will come. It's completely spontaneous. It's a hazard.
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My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.
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No, no, I'm a lowbrow. I read [Dostoevsky] more out of obligation than enjoyment. For enjoyment, for me, it's a beer and the football game.
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Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.
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I read in self-defense.
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