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No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
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Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
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