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My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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Allan Stewart Konigsberg
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I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.
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You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.
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Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
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I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
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