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Between the Pope and air conditioning, I'd choose air conditioning.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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The whole concept of awards is silly. I cannot abide by the judgment of other people, because if you accept it when they say you deserve an award, then you have to accept it when they say you don't.
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