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Showing up is 80 percent of life.
Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Age: 88
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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I never think I feel cynical in general. Cynical is reality with an alternate spelling. I feel there's a gigantic amount of injustice and overt crime every day in the world, from emotional crimes to international crimes, and it often carries rewards.
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To me nature is... spiders and bugs, and big fish eating little fish, and plants eating plans, and animals eating... It's like an enormous restaurant, that's the way I see it.
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I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.
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Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.
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I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.
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If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
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Those who can't do, teach!
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I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.
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Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.
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Some people are funny, and some people are not funny. Many people who are not funny can make a living at it. You don't have to be great to make a living at it. Just like a doctor who doesn't have to be great can still make a living out of it.
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It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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To you I'm an atheist to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?
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Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest.
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I'm in show business. I'm not like a poor factory worker who'd been laid off.
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I've always believed that thoughtful people don't really take the tabloids seriously. They're basically a form of entertainment. I enjoy them as much as the next New Yorker.
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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I have a great admiration for English actors and actresses and have used them at every opportunity over the years, but now I won't have to import them to New York.
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[An audience conditioned by a lifetime of television-watching is so corrupted that] their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in front of their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out!
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