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I am an only child. I have one sister.
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Woody Allen
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: December 1
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God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
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There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until we reach some understanding of who we are, what the purpose of creation was, what happens after death. Until those questions are resolved we are caught.
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I don't like to reminisce much, and my walls don't have photographs of me and the actors I was with, or any of that stuff... I try and keep that disciplined, and just work. There are so many traps you can get into, and looking back on your own work is certainly one of them.
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You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
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